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Lyrics Schmyrics: ‘Heartless’ got a new meaning

George MichaelLast Christmas, I gave you my heart
But the very next day, You gave it away
This year, to save me from tears
I’ll give it to someone special

Tra-la-la special, special. Wait…hold on. Seriously? Look, Mr. Michael I appreciate the sentiment and I can sort of see what you were aiming for in this song, but you need to put that tormented metaphor out of its sordid misery!

I know what giving someone your heart means, you know what it means. Hell, everyone does. But who among us can honestly claim to get a grip on what it means to give Person C the heart you got from Person A? Does this mean that George Michael fell in love with Person A, but that Person A then somehow made George Michael fall in love with Person C instead – possibly with some sort of mystical love-transference ritual? It just doesn’t work as a metaphor.

So what the Hell, George? Did you actually hand someone your physical honest-to-goodness literal heart? Because if that’s the case, you know, I’m sure you can’t possibly blame the person for giving it away the very next day – say, for instance, giving it to a paramedic or a coroner would surely be the right thing to do!

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4 Responses to “Lyrics Schmyrics: ‘Heartless’ got a new meaning”

  1. Hehe, so true.. If it was me though, I wouldn’t give it away – I would chop it up and eat it… Mwuhahahah

  2. Jack Smith says:

    George Michael have created lots of scandal in the 90s he he.:’

  3. George Michael made some scandals a couple of years ago but i love his music*.’

  4. Wet Saw says:

    i can say that George Michael is nice guy, he is really a very talented guy *~’

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